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* We're slippin' on the ice *

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* Just slippin' on the ice *

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* For a fabulous pratfall *

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* Just follow this advice *

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* Let your feet take a flip *

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* I've broken my hip *

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* We're slippin' and slidin' *

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*On the ice *

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[CRASHING]

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DOT:
I've fallen, and I can't get up.

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[SLEIGHBELLS RINGING]

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* It's time for Animaniacs *

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* And we're zany to the max *

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* So just sit back and relax *

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* You'll laugh
Till you collapse *

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* We're Animaniacs *

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BOTH:
* Come join
The Warner brothers *

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* And the Warner sister, Dot *

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ALL:
* Just for fun we run around
The Warner movie lot *

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* They lock us in the tower
Whenever we get caught *

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* But we break loose
And then vamoose *

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* And now you know the plot *

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* We're Animaniacs *

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 * Dot is cute and Yakko yaks *

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 * Wakko packs away the snacks *

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 * While Bill Clinton
 Plays the sax *

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* We're Animaniacs *

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 * Meet Pinky and the Brain *

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 * Who want to rule
 The universe *

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 * Goodfeathers flock together *

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 * Slappy whacks them
With her purse *

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 * Buttons chases Mindy *

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 * While Rita sings a verse *

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* The writers flipped
We have no script *

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* Why bother to rehearse? *

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* We're Animaniacs *

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* We have pay-or-play
Contracts *

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* We're zany to the max *

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* There's bologna
In our slacks *

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* We're Animan-y *

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* Totally insane-y *

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* Citizen Kane-y *

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* Animaniacs *

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* Those are the facts *

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* The crankiest of creatures
In the whole wide world *

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* Our next cartoon
Features Slappy the squirrel *

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Enough with the singin' already.

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* That's Slappy *

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[***]

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[***]

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Skippy, you should have
been asleep hours ago.

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I know, Aunt Slappy,
but I can't sleep.

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I keep hearing Santa's sleigh.

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Ah, that's just
the L.A.P.D. choppers.

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Santy ain't comin'
till you're asleep, kiddo.

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So get to bed.

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But I'm not tired.

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Tell me a story. Please.

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Ah,
for the love of Al Gore.

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All right. One story.
Then dreamland, okay?

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Promise.

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Okay, let's see.

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Oh, you wanna hear about
the time I stuffed live piranha

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down the pants
of Sonny Tufts?

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No, a Christmas story.

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Sonny was drinking
eggnog at the time.

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No, Aunt Slappy.
Just read.

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All right, already,
Mr. Story-Editor. Sheesh.

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[HACKING]

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Spew!

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Ahem.

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 "The Day Before Christmas.

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"'Twas the day before Christmas
in winter's deep freeze.

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"But in Burbank, L.A.,
it was 90 degrees.

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 "Now, tonight is the night
 Santa comes to the lot,

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 "bringing presents for Yakko,
 Wakko and Dot.

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 "The kids were excited.
They rushed to prepare.

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 But others looked on
 with a growing despair."

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These gifts
for the Warners,

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someone's got to see to it.

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They must be delivered.
I want you to do it.

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But I did it last year,
or have you forgot?

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Those kids drove me bonkies
and kissed me a lot.

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They made me stay up
singing carols all night,

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and then I got creamed
in that big pillow fight.

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But why bring them presents
when Santa will do?

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It's a clause in their contract.

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If we don't,
they can sue.

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There must be a person
who'd deliver this stuff.

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But where can I find
someone stupid enough?

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Duh, good night, Mr. Costner.

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Go ahead, pass on by.

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Merry Christmas.

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Okay, I love you.
Bye-bye.

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[GAGGING]

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Duh, good night, Mr. Hippo.

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Good night to you too.

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Come along, Flavio.
We've more shopping to do.

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I'm hungry.
Be quiet.

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We don't wanna get caught.

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There might be some trash cans
with food on the lot.

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Duh, good night, Mr. Keaton.

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That's a lovely sedan.

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Give him a Santa suit.

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Ralph is our man.

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YAKKO:
So 'twas the night
before Christmas

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and all through the house--

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Some creatures were stirring.

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Including a mouse.

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Tonight, my dear Pinky,
our plan is unfurled.

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We'll steal Santa's sleigh
and take over the world.

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Brain, you're a genius.
You simply astound me.

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[BRAIN SCREAMING]

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Narf!
Brain's gonna pound me.

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[CRASHING]

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The stockings were hung
so our names clearly showed.

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In hopes that old Santa
would leave a big load.

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Mwah.
Good night, everybody.

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The children were nestled
all fast in their beds.

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While visions of sugarplums
danced in our heads.

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Delicious!

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[YAWNS]

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We were all feeling tired
when we turned out the light.

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Forget it. There's no way
I'm sleeping tonight.

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When out on the lot,
there arose such a rumble.

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YAKKO:
We sprang from our beds--

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WAKKO:
And we all took a tumble.

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And what, to our wondering eyes,
did we view?

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DOT:
But a cat and a dog
in the garbage.

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P-yew.
[SLEIGHBELLS RINGING]

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Then to our surprise
we heard distant banters

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of a miniature sleigh
and eight pigeons with antlers.

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I'm dying here. Oof!

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This sure ain't no fun.

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The guy in the suit,
he must weigh a ton.

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With a little old driver
so lively and quick...

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WAKKO:
We knew in a moment
it must be Saint Nick.

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Duh, now, Bobby.
Now, Squit.

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Now, Pesto. Now, Vixen.

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On, Comet. On, Cupid.

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On, Richard and Nixon.

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To the top of the tower.
Come on now. Let's fly.

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I just got a hernia
thanks to this guy.

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YAKKO:
So up to the rooftop
Santa was hurled.

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As soon as it lands
we'll take over the world.

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Pinky, I am
in considerable pain.

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Narf! Zort! Poit! Gak!

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I'm with you, Brain.

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YAKKO:
It was a time of excitement.
The moment drew near.

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DOT:
There was no doubt
about it.

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WAKKO:
Santa was here.

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Your antlers look cute,
Pesto.

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All right, that's it!

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[PESTO AND SQUIT SHOUTING]

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Oh, Pesto! It's Christmas.
Quit whackin' on Squit.

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YAKKO:
And while the pigeons with
antlers were having their kicks,

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Santa fell through the roof
like a sack full of bricks.

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He was dressed all in fur
with a glaze in his eyes,

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'cause the fall
knocked him silly.

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Uh, happy Easter, you guys.

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His face, how it twinkled.

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His dimples, how merry.

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His cheeks were like roses.

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His gut, that was scary.

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WAKKO:
He spoke not a word,

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but instead went right to it.

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He emptied his bag.

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Ah, that ought to do it.

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YAKKO:
Then laying his finger
inside of his nose--

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Which the dear network censor
finds totally gross.

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WAKKO:
Lumbering,
up the tree trunk he rose.

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DOT:
He sprang to his sleigh
and signaled the flock.

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Duh, giddyap, birdies.

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YAKKO:
Then they dropped like a rock.

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[CRASHING]

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WAKKO:
And we heard him exclaim

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from up high in the sky...

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SANTA CLAUS:
Season's greetings to all.

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YAKKO:
And we saw him fly by.

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Thanks, Santa.
We mean it.

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Yeah,
thanks a whole lot.

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SANTA CLAUS:
And merry Christmas to Yakko,
Wakko and Dot.

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And merry Christmas,
Aunt Slappy,

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and to you girls and boys.

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As for me...

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[YAWNS]

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I'm going downstairs
to open my toys.

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[***]

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ANNOUNCER:
 It's time for another
 "Good Idea, Bad Idea."

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 Good idea.

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 Singing Christmas carols
 to your neighbors.

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*Fa la la la la
La la la la *

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ANNOUNCER:
 Bad idea.

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 Singing Christmas carols
 to your neighbors

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 on the 4th of July.

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*Fa la la la la
La la la la *

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ANNOUNCER:
 The end.

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[***]

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[***]

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I've never seen
a better Santa Claus.

203
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He looks so real.

204
00:09:19,334 --> 00:09:21,567
I almost believe
he's Santa myself.

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I want a Baby Go-Burp
for Christmas.

206
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Please, oh, my Santa.

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00:09:28,334 --> 00:09:29,400
[GASPS]

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00:09:29,400 --> 00:09:30,734
[BURPS]

209
00:09:30,734 --> 00:09:32,534
Oh, thank you, Santa.

210
00:09:32,534 --> 00:09:35,000
You're the best Santa
in the world.

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00:09:35,000 --> 00:09:37,734
Mommy, Mommy, look.
It's Baby Go-Burp.

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00:09:38,667 --> 00:09:40,400
[BURPS]

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00:09:42,100 --> 00:09:43,801
Santa,
I've been very good,

214
00:09:43,801 --> 00:09:46,767
and what I want is
a Mister Dude action figure,

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complete with polyester power
suit and Dude accessories.

216
00:09:53,300 --> 00:09:56,167
He is the real Santa. Yay!

217
00:09:58,367 --> 00:10:01,868
No. No, Dad, don't make me.

218
00:10:01,868 --> 00:10:05,133
Isn't he a little old
to be afraid of Santa Claus?

219
00:10:05,133 --> 00:10:07,767
Son, what the heck's
wrong with you?

220
00:10:07,767 --> 00:10:09,467
It's just Santa Claus.

221
00:10:09,467 --> 00:10:12,567
He's a chicken, Dad.
A giant chicken.

222
00:10:12,567 --> 00:10:14,467
He'll peck my eyes out.

223
00:10:14,467 --> 00:10:17,634
[OTHERS LAUGHING]

224
00:10:17,634 --> 00:10:19,734
He should
get that boy into therapy.

225
00:10:19,734 --> 00:10:22,234
He has issues.

226
00:10:22,234 --> 00:10:25,167
Don't make me sit
on a chicken.

227
00:10:25,167 --> 00:10:26,567
See?
There's no reason

228
00:10:26,567 --> 00:10:28,467
to be afraid
of jolly old Saint Nick.

229
00:10:30,400 --> 00:10:31,400
[GASPS]

230
00:10:31,400 --> 00:10:33,601
You mean jolly old
Saint Chick.

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[GRUNTS]

232
00:10:38,734 --> 00:10:40,534
[SCREAMS]

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00:10:40,534 --> 00:10:42,067
[CLUCKS]

234
00:10:42,067 --> 00:10:44,334
He is a chicken!

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00:10:47,501 --> 00:10:48,534
[CLUCKS]

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ALL:
A chicken!

237
00:10:50,200 --> 00:10:53,334
Mommy! Mommy!
I got chicken germs on me!

238
00:10:53,334 --> 00:10:55,501
What is
the meaning of this?

239
00:10:55,501 --> 00:10:57,734
Good heavens,
it's a chicken!

240
00:10:57,734 --> 00:10:59,968
He's traumatized
the children.

241
00:10:59,968 --> 00:11:01,734
We'll never shop here again.

242
00:11:01,734 --> 00:11:02,968
[GROWLS]

243
00:11:02,968 --> 00:11:05,267
You're fired.
[CLUCKS]

244
00:11:05,267 --> 00:11:07,701
Maybe they let chickens
play Santa in Arkansas,

245
00:11:07,701 --> 00:11:10,467
but that's not how we do things
here in New York City.

246
00:11:11,100 --> 00:11:13,167
[CLUCKING]

247
00:11:19,667 --> 00:11:21,868
Ho, ho, ho,
Chicken Boo,

248
00:11:21,868 --> 00:11:24,100
just this once,
because it's Christmas,

249
00:11:24,100 --> 00:11:26,534
we're giving you
a happy ending.

250
00:11:26,534 --> 00:11:28,567
* Dashing through the snow *

251
00:11:28,567 --> 00:11:30,400
* With a chicken in a sleigh *

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* O'er the fields we go *

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* Clucking all the way
Cluck, cluck, cluck *

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* Bells on chicken feet ring *

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* Making spirits bright *

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* What fun it is
To ride and sing *

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* The chicken song tonight *

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* Jingle boo
Jingle boo *

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*Jingle boo away *

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* Oh, what fun it is to ride
With a chicken in a sleigh *

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[CLUCKS]

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[***]

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[ORCHESTRA TUNING]

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ANNOUNCER:
 And now performing
 another classical work,

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 the great Wakkorotti.

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[APPLAUSE AND CHEERING]

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[AUDIENCE HUSHES]

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[PLAYING "JINGLE BELLS"]

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[BELCHING "JINGLE BELLS"]

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[PIANO CONTINUES PLAYING
"JINGLE BELLS"]

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[RESUMES BELCHING
"JINGLE BELLS"]

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[APPLAUSE AND CHEERING]

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Excuse me.

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Oh, excuse me.

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Excuse me.

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Excuse me.

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[***]

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ANNOUNCER:
 It's time for another
 "Good Idea, Bad Idea."

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 Good idea.

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 Finding Easter eggs
 on Easter morning.

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 Bad idea.

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 Finding Easter eggs
 on Christmas morning.

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 The end.

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[***]

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[***]

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ALL:
Shh!

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[CRASHING]

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[***]

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[ALL YAWNING]

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[ELECTRICITY CRACKLING]

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ALL:
Eww.

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[***]

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[ALL SIGH]

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[***]

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[THUMPING]

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[GROWLS]

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[***]

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Ah...

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This toy isn't suitable
for children under 3.

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Actually,
we're looking for a doll

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that goes potty.
You got one?

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[GROWLING]

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[***]

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[***]

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* Everybody lives on a street *

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* In a city or a village
Or a town *

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* For what it's worth *

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* And they're all
Inside a country *

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* Which is part of a continent *

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* That sits upon a planet
Known as Earth *

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* And the Earth is a ball *

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* Full of oceans
And some mountains *

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* Which is out there
Spinning silently in space *

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* And living on that Earth
Are the plants and the animals *

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* And also the entire
Human race *

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* It's a great big universe
And we're all really puny *

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* We're just tiny
Little specks *

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* About the size
Of Mickey Rooney *

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* It's big and black and inky
And we are small and dinky *

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* It's a big universe
And we're not *

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* And we're part of a vast
Interplanetary system *

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* Stretching 700
Billion miles long *

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* With nine planets and a sun *

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* We think the Earth's
The only one *

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* That has life on it
Although we could be wrong *

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* Across the interstellar voids
Are a billion asteroids *

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* Including meteors
And Halley's comet too *

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* And there's over 50 moons *

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* Floating out there
Like balloons *

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* In a panoramic
Trillion-mile view *

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* And still it's all a speck *

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* Amid 100 billion stars *

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* In a galaxy
We call the Milky Way *

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* It's 60,000 trillion miles
From one end to the other *

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* And still that's
Just a fraction of the way *

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* 'Cause there's
100 billion galaxies *

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* That stretch across the sky
Filled with constellations *

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* Planets, moons and stars *

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00:20:06,634 --> 00:20:09,701
* And still the universe extends
To a place that never ends *

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* Which is maybe
Just inside a little jar *

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* It's a great big universe
And we're all really puny *

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00:20:15,767 --> 00:20:17,267
* We're just tiny
Little specks *

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*About the size
Of Mickey Rooney *

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* Though we don't know
How it got here *

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* We're an important part here *

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00:20:21,934 --> 00:20:24,367
* It's a big universe *

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00:20:24,367 --> 00:20:27,834
* And it's ours *

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[***]

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ALL:
Merry Christmas.

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[***]